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Ok.. This is totally random. A friend of mine suggested I try a silly website called urbandictionary.com
She said to type in my name and see what came out. So I typed "Joyce" and the answers I got were just awful. I don't agree with them, and still think that my name is better than the definition I got. So here's what they had to say about "Joyce":

1. joyce
A verb, meaning to lead someone on and then crush his or her heart like a heartless, souless, biatch that does pineapples and your sister.
"She joyced you." "You got joyced." "Are you going to joyce him?"

2. Joyce
A slang in Bulgarian used for Marihuana
Hey mate, have you got any joyce

3. Joyce
A purple toenail fungus that is often used as medicine for butt warts
"Ew, is that Joyce?"

And beside my name were tags on other searches. I clicked on "sex" and this is what they gave me... (p/s: I ain't no pervert!)

sex
A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo

Ok... this is getting too much for me... Kinda regretted that I wrote this. But, it's my day off after working for 8 whole days!! My brain's fried...